I like how looney tunes were like “wouldn’t it be funny if a cute cartoon character suddenly yelled extremely loud and furiously in a totally regular man’s voice” and then they just used that gag a million times and it always was funny
tallulah bankhead was an american actress who often introduced herself at parties by saying "hello, i’m a lesbian. what do you do?“ photographer unknown, 1925
I want the cliche kisses in photo booths. And the candid photos of me when I’m not looking. I want the week long road trips with the windows down and my feet up on the dash. I want hands clenched tight when we’re intimate. I want shared showers the morning after. I want breakfast in nothing but oversized t-shirts. I want tv show marathons with extra buttery popcorn and makeout breaks during commercials. I want “I love you"s and “you’re beautiful"s and my name blended in curse words while you moan. I want time and promise and happiness and intimacy.
if i get one more message accusing me of “doxxing gay horney” im going to delete because 1. this is public info from their websites and 2. that combination of words is so incredibly chaotic
